veggie and fruit talk

if veggies could talk what would they say?
Its 1 in the morning the lights go off and i am justing in my office, like i usually do at this time. When all of a sudden i hear voices. They are faint but i know they are there. So i walk out of my office thinking some teens had hid and are now playing around in the store. As soon as i walk out the voices stop, I walk into the veggie section. I am thinking what the heck as i look down and see all of the glow sticks we had layed all over the ground glowing. Thats when i hear someone or multiple people laughing. Hmmm i thought i am probably just imagining this. So i went back into my office. This time i closed my door i was totally convinced that it was just my mind playijg tricks on me because this has happened one before. I thought whats the point in stressing over this. I ended up falling asleep a little bit later after i went in there. Right when i woke up it hit me the security tapes are still rolling. i know that i had told my self it was all in my head but i couldnt help it. The first thing i did was check the  tapes i went specifically to the veggie area. Started to zoom in When the tape picked up this audio.....